Hello, my name is Yellow-Position16:
Dear Mr./Mrs. Vehicle Owner,
I am writing to you to apologize for the manufacturing mistake administered by my system; I am Robot Yellow-Position16.
Due to programming AI errors, your automobile is being recalled to ensure safety and peace of mind. I assure you your automobile is the safest on the road. The rear suspension assembly indicated a hole be adjusted by .02cm for sensor wires to fit through and these wires, installed 200 feet further up the assembly line by humans and Robot Orange-Position21. This adjustment was discovered to be .002cm in diameter whereby the sensors wiring pinched and potentially overheat. The sensors are for proper rear-wheel synchronization.
All Yellow-Position Robots are upgraded to contain neuro-marketable data. This neuro-software, known as artificial, analytical and predictive is new for Yellow-Position Robots who weld frames. None-the-less, we now "feel or predict" each owners emotions and every owners personal concern when line-errors occur resulting in recalls. When such recalls do occur our software receives information that can automate personal messages to owners.
Please bring your new vehicle to the dealer. You may also download the manufacturer’s new app, assemblyline/ryp16, to learn more about me. Your dealership is also equipped with robots-as-a-service to make your appointment more enjoyable and less human.
Most Mechanically Yours,
Robot Yellow-Position16 (RYP16)
check for recalls: https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls
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