As authors, we all start somewhere. Marketing a book is challenging. Here are some lines I wanted to - but haven't used:
Number 10: If you have no emotional intelligence this book won’t help you
Number 9: My book is not on Hillary’s private server.
Number 8: I want to be the first author to have his book read by a robot, cover-to-cover.
Number 7: This is a heavy read but, you won’t gain weight.
Number 6: I would never write a book about myself but you might.
Number 5: My book isn’t for robots. Sorry, humans only.
Number 4: Read. Then follow, share, tweet, snap, post, chat, like, repeat. (FSTSPCLR)
Number 3: There’s not much proof for my content but it’s right and you’ll agree.
Number 2: It will improve your sex life...if you know your sex.
Number 1: You will die if you don’t read my book.
Number 10: If you have no emotional intelligence this book won’t help you
Number 9: My book is not on Hillary’s private server.
Number 8: I want to be the first author to have his book read by a robot, cover-to-cover.
Number 7: This is a heavy read but, you won’t gain weight.
Number 6: I would never write a book about myself but you might.
Number 5: My book isn’t for robots. Sorry, humans only.
Number 4: Read. Then follow, share, tweet, snap, post, chat, like, repeat. (FSTSPCLR)
Number 3: There’s not much proof for my content but it’s right and you’ll agree.
Number 2: It will improve your sex life...if you know your sex.
Number 1: You will die if you don’t read my book.